My Dad is THE COOLEST

NEWS FLASH: MY DAD IS WAY COOLER THAN YOUR DAD

10 Reasons Why My Dad Wins

1. My Dad's nickname is Smoker. Because he drives so fast, he leaves your Dad in a cloud of smoke. 
2. My Dad's beard is EPIC.
3. My Dad once had his nose cut off by a broken windshield in a car accident. The doctor in the emergency room sewed it back on a little crooked and my Dad NEVER GOT IT FIXED.
4. My Dad frequently dips peanut butter sandwiches in chicken noodle soup... for breakfast.
5. My Dad used to hunt groundhogs to pass the time. When he shot one, he'd cut the tail off and bring it home. There were gallon-size bags full of groundhog tails in my freezer, right next to the ice cream and chicken, during most of my childhood.
6. My Dad often ends phone calls with "if I don't see you again, to hell with 'ya."
7. My Dad once told me that I probably have siblings in Turkey that are the same age as my Mom (HIGH FIVE, DAD!).
8. My Dad sometimes drives tractor trailers for fun.
9. My Dad never owns fewer than five cars, three motorcycles and two lawnmowers.
10. My Dad is the coolest, funniest, most badass person I've ever met.

Here are a few of my favorite photos of Dad.

...an old one

...and my favorite childhood photo. Love ya, Dad.